The Chimney Sweep came round today to sweep my chimney.
There were no children involved.
He didn’t speak in a mockney accent.
He didn’t dance…..not even once….
There were no penguins.
However, he is a splendid bloke named Ahmed who indulged me in conversation about Lebenon, global economics, chimney seeping techniques, birds nests, large birds nests, music, the life span of chimney sweeping tools, hoover voltage, gaffer tape and a happy life/work balance.
‘kin legend!
Left not a spec of soot!
I have a fully prepped chimney for all my open fire needs…
Good job with the weather the way it is at the moment.
….wait, wut?
Adventures and experiences in my Forty First year. 