The clear out can now continue after fantastic support from the Carp DIY Team.
In amongst a bunch of stuff heading toward eBay is the board I learned to surf (badly) on. That’s not a reflection on the board, the board rocks, and as such, I felt it necessary to give it a fitting send off by cleaning it up to it’s proper sharp-dressed-man status.
So, here’s the canvas so to speak;
Silty waxness – hard earned grime.
For those wondering, the board is epoxy, which in an of itself doesn’t make for any grip whatsoever for a bare foot or two jumping on it when being pushed by a wave…so, one rubs wax on it to provide traction. Mr Zogs Sex Wax usually, but sometimes, Mrs Palmers Might Mounds (for smaller, stiffer nipples…apparently) if the mood takes.
After a while, one gets nipples of wax, thus;
Silty nipples
Not sure why, but I wasn’t happy passing the board onto someone else in this state. It’s functionally ideal for a beginner with the wax on, but I remember the first time I applied the wax. There is something about it. For me, it puts me in the frame of mind for surfing, and the first time I did it on this board it was a bonding experience, prepping each other as it were. I really don’t want to deprive someone of that experience, and perhaps, I want the board to look as awesome as it has been as my learning stick – which is pretty awesome as it goes.
So, point the fan heater at the board, whack on a movie for background gazing, and as the wax softens….scrape…
You get this;
Silty scrapings
If one wants to give it the full treatment, one would then apply a Wax Removing agent (Bottles of fairly grim smelling stuff that dissolves the remaining film of wax to leave an ‘as new’ finish.
An ‘As New’ finish, thus;
Spanky wax-free ‘as new’ 8ft epoxy fucking legend
I get attached to things that have brought immense pleasure and growth. I don’t mind admitting that I’m sorry to see this board go which is an odd juxtaposition; I’m not really materialistic, but I am fearfully sentimental and loyal.
It’s right that it moves to someone who will get the same if not more than me from it, but that doesn’t stop the pang of regret at seeing it go out the door.
Ridiculous.
But it is what it is, I’m sad to see my board go.
Looks good though 🙂